His chest is pretty hairy
He´s got a breath from hell
If you lost your head, he´ll find it
A perfect sense of smell
When push comes to shove
Unconditional love
Is his way to sweat things out

When you think they´re coming
To take it all away
Shithead´s gonna save the day
Shithead´s gonna save the day

He´s everything but fussy
Any crap will do
He´ll wreck your backyard in a second
Mess up your furniture too

When push comes to shove
Unconditional love
Is his way to sweat things out

When you think they´re coming
To take it all away
Shithead´s gonna save the day
Shithead´s gonna save the day

Shithead is a true companion
He´ll guard your precious thermos
You can use him as a cover
To hide your "special purpose"