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Camp 2015!

Juanjo Guarnido's
Freaky Project!

Soon available!
Cooking with Pagans!

Available now!
Freak of the Week!

Juanjo Guarnido video!
The Jazz Raj!

Hellborg & IA!
January 21st!

8 string beast!
Growing Your Own Moustache!

Vol. 4 available now!
Freak Guitar -
The Smorgasbord!

March 5th
Freak Guitar

Jam Track Central
Metal Guitar Gods!

Expansion pack!
Happy Harmaggedon -
Blog of Doom!

Big read!

Tank Goodness
feat. IA!
Freak Guitar -
Growing Your Own Moustache!

Vol. 3 available now!
Jason Becker
Not Dead Yet!

Live in Haarlem!
Big Bad Blog!

Bigger! Badder!!
Gitar Plus!

IA on the cover!
Art Metal!

Groovy Kali shirt
soon available from the store!
Murder Groupie!

New video!
Big Bad Blog!

Happy Reading!
Santo Angelo!

Groovy Brazilian cables!
Teargas Jazz!

New T-shirt!
Guitar Player!

IA on the cover in Brazil!
White Classic Tee!

Available now!

Freak Guitar!
Caparison Apple Horns!


New live videos!
Tuition Album!

Growing Your Own Moustache Vol.2!
Available now!
Registration is open!

We are exceptionally proud and happy to announce registration is now open for the 17th (!) Freak Guitar Camp in a row! Hope to see you in the Swedish woods this summer!

Week 1: 27th of July - 1st of August
Week 2: 4th - 9th of August

Freaky posts now directly on www.freakkitchen.com!

Astounding making of the Freak of the Week video book!

The mother of all coffee table books is here and we are very much part of it! Check out Juanjo Guarnido's Freaky Project, written by Miceal Beausang-O' Griafa (foreword by Disney legend Eric Goldberg, afterword by IA), a 158 page colourful treat to drool over with an amazing insight in the passionate and painstaking work of the ground breaking Freak of the Week video. An tremendously top notch read, take it from us!
New album out now!

Cooking with Pagans is our eight full length album being released around the world this very moment. The twelve frantic tracks are: Professional Help, (Saving Up for an) Anal Bleach, Come Back to Comeback, I Don't Want to Golf, Once Upon a Time in Scandinavistan, Hide, Private Property, Sloppy, Ranks of the Terrified, Goody Goody, The Mathematics of Defeat and Freak of the Week.

Freak of the Week! We are darn excited and proud to present the animated video produced by none other than the genius Juanjo Guarnido of Blacksad and Disney fame (also very much responsible for the most groovy album artwork we’ve ever had). A tremendously successful Kickstarter brought in no less than a $140,000 to finance the painstaking, yet rewarding, work of drawing an entire video, frame by frame. We are in extreme gratitude to each and one helping out to make this stunning project come to life! The video premiered at Comic Con in New York in October!

For more news and updates, please visit the Juanjo Guarnido in the Freak Kitchen page on Facebook.
Loads more coming!

2015.02.26 Hvidovre, Denmark, Medborgarhuset, Freak Kitchen
2015.02.28 Umeå, Sweden, Guitars - The Museum, Freak Guitar Clinic
2015.03.04 Hoofddorp, Netherlands, Podium Ducyker, Freak Guitar Clinic
2015.03.05 Zoetermeer, Netherlands, Boerderij, Freak Kitchen
2015.03.06 Ulft, Netherlands, DRU Cultuurfabriek , Freak Kitchen
2015.03.07 Weert, Netherlands, De Bosuil, Freak Kitchen
2015.03.08 Roeselaare, Belgium, De Verlichte Geest
2015.03.10 Strasbourg, France, La Laiterie, Freak Kitchen
2015.03.11 Paris, France, Divan Du Monde, Freak Kitchen
2015.03.12 Lyon, France, La Marche Gare, Freak Kitchen
2015.03.13 Vaureal, France, Forum, Freak Kitchen
2015.03.14 Nantes, France, Le Ferrailleur, Freak Kitchen
2015.03.15 Cenon, France, Rocher de Palmer, Freak Kitchen
2015.03.16 Verviers, Belgium, Spirit of 66, Freak Kitchen
2015.03.20 Sundsvall, Sverige, Sundsvalls Gitarrfestival, Freak Kitchen + Freak Guitar Clinic
2015.03.28 Larvik, Norway, Larvik Gitarrfestival, Freak Kitchen + Freak Guitar Clinic
2015.04.16 Kolding, Denmark, Godset, Freak Kitchen
2015.04.17 Odense, Denmark, Posten, Freak Kitchen
2015.04.18 Herning, Denmark, Fermaten, Freak Kitchen
First video from Cooking with Pagans up!

Slop-py-py-py-py-py-py-py-py! Sloppy! Wonderfully shot in inky 4K black and white by photographer Anders Bryngel we wanted a simple, straight band video (and song) as a first presentation of Cooking with Pagans. Hope you like it!
Available now!

The Jazz Raj is a Jonas Hellborg trio recording continuing his collaboration with IA and introducing drummer Ranjit Barot.

The music is seamlessly bonding Western and Indian improvised music while avoiding the stylistic cliches that are so often the pitfalls of this type of music.

The Jazz Raj continues the tradition of the Bass/Drums/Guitar trios that Hellborg has been fronting for more than 2 decades featuring wonderful musicians such as Shawn Lane, Buckethead, Michael Shrieve and Jeff Sipe.

The tracks on the record are 2 half hour extended compostions with sections inter-related thematically using western interpretation of Indian Ragas.

It is a genre defying work, it is Jazz Metal and Indian music but primarily music for the pleasure of listening.
Everything You Wanted To Know About Rhythm But Were Afraid To Ask!

Got smoking leads but make uncontrollable spasms when trying to groove over, say, 11/4? Can you take it away at warp speed all over the fret board but risk breaking your ankle keeping time with your foot while playing odd groupings? Well, then the fourth edition of the popular Freak Guitar – Growing Your Own Moustache download tuition series is something for you.

Subtitled Everything You Wanted To Know About Rhythm But Were Afraid To Ask the package includes 24 tracks (8 tracks with guitar, 8 tracks with no guitar and 8 tracks with drums and percussion only), a no less than a 59 page booklet with super accurate notation of all the written parts, a notation guide, tons of traditional and exotic scales, artwork and more.

From the nine minute Carnatic Metal to the demanding riff monster Blues for FK, from the frantic Indian breaks in Babali Bedouins to the funky vibes of Climbing for Stevie W, from the tapping and arpeggio inferno of Piece of a Bit to the odd tuplet frenzy of Floor Tom Tim, Freak Guitar – Growing Your Own Moustache IV has a lot to offer if in need of a serious vitamin injection.

On top of all the intense, rewarding rhythm parts there is plenty of room for you to work on your lead chops as well (your very own “moustache”), using both unorthodox and more common tonality.

Produced, recorded and mixed by IA. Notation by Linus “Mr. Gul” Abrahamson. Mastered by Torben Schmidt.


01. Carnatic Metal (8:39)
02. Carnatic Metal - no gtr (8:39)
03. A Piece of a Bit (2:49)
04. A Piece of a Bit - no gtr (2:49)
05. Blues for FK (6:06)
06. Blues for FK - no gtr (6:06)
07. Babali Bedouins (3:42)
08. Babali Bedouins - no gtr (3:42)
09. Johnny the Metronome (5:39)
10. Johnny the Metronome - no gtr (5:39)
11. Climbing for Stevie W (2:44)
12. Climbing for Stevie W - no gtr (2:44)
13. Floor Tom Tim (4:20)
14. Floor Tom Tim - no gtr (4:20)
15. For the Love of German Bread (2:03)
16. For the Love of German Bread - no gtr (2:03)
17. Carnatic Metal - drums only (8:20)
18. A Piece of a Bit - drums only (2:50)
19. Blues for FK - drums only (6:07)
20. Babali Bedouins - percussion only (3:35)
21. Johnny the Metronome - drums only (5:39)
22. Climbing for Stevie W - drums only (2:38)
23. Floor Tom Tim - drums only (4:19)
24. For the Love of German Bread - drums only (1:59)

Get it here

Brand new Jam Track Central package!

Freak Guitar Fundamentals! Five new tracks to play along to (+ five videos + notation of the entire thing)! Available this very now from Jam Track Central!
Out there!

Hot, delicious news! Prepare to devour! Steve Vai and Favored Nations will release IA's long-awaited audio feast Freak Guitar - The Smorgasbord worldwide March 5th! An intense buffet with no fewer than 40 tracks, served in double disc packaging (with close to two hours worth of nutritious music!) Freak Guitar - The Smorgasbord also features a number of prominent, tasty guests: Dweezil Zappa, Fredrik Thordendal, Ron “Bumblefoot” Thal, Andy Timmons, Georg “Jojje“ Wadenius, Guthrie Govan, Morgan Ågren, Ranjit Barot, Kiko Loureiro, Jonas Hellborg, Selvaganesh Vinayakram and many more.

The Menu:

Disc 1

1. Amphibians Night Out
2. Musth
3. Mattias - The Beautiful Guy
4. Hells Bells
5. The Smorgasbord
6. Friedrichs Wahnbriefe
7. Sexually Frustrated Fruit Fly Flamenco
8. Daily Grind Disco March
9. Lease With an Option to Buy
10. The Swede and the Wolf
11. Mambo Italiano
12. Mind Your Step (at Schiphol Airport)
13. Crossing the Rubicon
14. That's Amore
15. Keep It in the Dojo
16. Infrared Jed
17. Peter, I Won't Drive Another Meter
18. Larvatus Prodeo
19. Blaha Blaha
20. Lullaby for Gabriel

Disc 2

1. In the Goo of the Evening
2. The Dogs of Delhi
3. Special Agent Bauer
4. Mahavishnu John
5. The Harry Lime Theme
6. Dark Matter
7. Trumpet Lesson
8. Mandur and Morgan's Camel Safari
9. Shore Thing
10. Captain Smith's Moment of Truth
11. Mah Ná Mah Ná
12. The Nigerian Gynecologist
13. 6 Rue Cordot
14. Kali Ghat
15. Safe to Remove Hardware
16. Did You Actually Pay for That?
17. Those in Badiyah
18. The Essence of Emptiness
19. Meralgia Paresthetica
20. Guano Afternoon

Get your copy here:

Amazon (US), Amazon (UK), iTunes, CD Universe, Abstract Logix, CDON (Sweden), CDON (Norway), CDON (Denmark), CDON (Finland), Ginza (Sweden), E-shop
The beefiest read yet!

Happy Harmageddon – Blog of Doom! The beefiest, freakiest read yet is just up, stretching from January - December! Enjoy!
Toontrack expansion pack for EZmix2 featuring IA!

IA is thrilled to be part of Toontrack's Metal Guitar Gods expansion pack for EZmix2, very much also featuring Fredrik Thordendal, Devin Townsend, Misha Mansoor!
Tank Goodness!

IA has teamed up with Germany's finest - the stunning Panzerballett on their new release Tank Goodness. IA is singing and playing on the track The IKEA Trauma, a song co-written with Panzerballet's master mind Jan Zehrfeld. Other guests include Randy Brecker, Conny Kreitmeier and Ron van Lankeren! Must be heard to be believed.
Bigger! Badder

Brand new blog up! Streching from second half of summer the Big Bad Blog - Bigger! Badder! might possibly be the beefiest read yet with road stories from Nepal, Indonesia, Brazil, Holland, Australia, Germany, Denmark, USA, Sweden and more! Happy reading!
In the Mood for Modes!

It’s time to get serious! Freak Guitar – Growing Your Own Moustache Vol. 3 – In the Mood for Modes is now available to download from the Freak Kitchen Online Store. With no less than 75 tracks (!) this is THE tuition album for the dedicated musician.

Besides seven new demanding, original songs, with and without guitar, IA has orchestrated a huge, challenging palette of useful backing tunes consisting of loads and loads of different scales from all over the world. This is a stunning opportunity to actually hear the tonality and learn how phrase over synthetic and exotic modes as well as more orthodox Western scales.


01. Béla goes to Poona
02. Béla goes to Poona - no gtr
03. Christeen Fifteen Sixteen
04. Christeen Fifteen Sixteen - no gtr
05. Moulin Rouge Bad Vision
06. Moulin Rouge Bad Vision - no gtr
07. The Lassie Surprise Edit
08. The Lassie Surprise Edit - no gtr
09. Sept Fraises
10. Sept Fraises - no gtr
11. Banana Republic Bruce
12. Banana Republic Bruce – no gtr
13. You and Your Volcanoes
14. You and Your Volcanoes – no gtr
15. Super Locrian (in C)
16. Neapolitan Minor (in E)
17. Neapolitan Major (in C)
18. Oriental (in A)
19. Double Harmonic, Persian, Byzantine, Gypsy (in D)
20. Enigmatic (in C)
21. Harmonic Minor, Mohammedan (in E)
22. Hungarian Minor (in C)
23. Major Locrian (in A)
24. Lydian Minor (in D)
25. Lydian Dominant (in C)
26. Leading Whole Tone (in E)
27. Pentatonic Minor (in C)
28. Pentatonic Major, Mongolian (in A)
29. Acoustic, Hindustan (in D)
30. Phrygian Major, Jewish, Gypsy (variation) (in C)
31. Hirajoshi, Traditional Japanese (in E)
32. Hawaiian (in C)
33. Ethiopian Minor (in A)
34. Symmetrical (in D)
35. Pantuvarali (Rag Shree) (in C)
36. Kanakangi (in E)
37. Kumoi (in C)
38. Balenesian, Pelog (in A)
39. Romanian Minor (in D)
40. Piongio, Japanese (in C)
41. Chinese (in E)
42. Iwato (in C)
43. Egyptian (in A)
44. Scriabin (in D)
45. Ritusen (in C)
46. Arabian (in E)
47. Prometheus (in C)
48. 7 Tone Blues (in A)
49. Spanish 8 Tone (in D)
50. 9 Tone (in C)
51. Hungarian Gypsy (in E)
52. 3rd mode of Pantuvarali (from “OK”) (in C)
53. Javaneese (in A)
54. Algerian (in D)
55. Melodic Minor (ascending) (in C)
56. Melodic Minor (descending) (in E)
57. Rasikapriya (in C)
58. Diminished (thirds) (in A)
59. Diminished (half/whole) (in D)
60. Diminished (whole/half) (in C)
61. Whole Tone (in E)
62. Ultra Locrian (in C)
63. Moorish Phrygian (in A)
64. Six Tone Symmetrical (in D)
65. Auxiliary Diminished Blues (in C) 66. Blues (in E)
67. Chromatic (in C)
68. Okinawa (in A)
69. Ionian (in D)
70. Dorian (in C)
71. Phrygian (in E)
72. Lydian (in C)
73. Mixolydian (in A)
74. Aeolian (in D)
75. Locrian (in C)

New one up!

Feel like doing a bit of summer reading? Tour of the Freaks - Big Bad Blog is just up with tons of photos and tales from Dubai, Tunisia, Germany, France, Spain, USA, Sweden and more! Enjoy!
New video from Land of the Freaks!

Murder Groupie! Brand new video from Land of the Freaks up on the Freak Kitchen YouTube channel with footage from last year's Hellfest.
The Official Japanese site!

All you fine Japanese freaks out there, check out the brand new home page: Mattias IA Eklundh - The Official Japanese Site!
New blog!

Tour of the Freaks - The Smell of Time: new super beefy blog up!

Happy reading!
The most beefy blog so far!

Read Tour of the Freaks, the most beefy blog so far with road tales and photos from France, Germany, Russia, Sweden and Spain.
Dowmload transcription!

You heard the song, you saw the video, you wear the shirt, now play it!

Our fantastic long-time freak buddy Linus Abrahamson has taken the time and effort to write down God Save the Spleen for guitar, both rhythm and lead, in both standard notation as well as tablature. This shall not go unnoticed.

The transcriptions have been uploaded for you to download and go nuts: Get the rhythm and the lead !

Brand new opening!

The Online Store has just re-opened with lots of cool new stuff as well as classic Freak Kitchen merchandise:

Check out the groovy, climate neutral, EarthPositive, top-notch quality hooded sweatshirt with zipper with embroidered cow head and logo, or...

The new long sleeve shirt with cow on front and beefy logo on the back, or...

The kick ass God Save the Spleen T-shirt or...

The new take on the much wanted Mandarin T-shirt, with groovy cow man on the the front and FK-logo on the right arm, or...

Appetizer, the debut album from 1994. An album that has been out of stock for ages and contains live favorites like Blind, See You in Pittsburgh and Raw, or...

The download tuition album Freak Guitar - Growing Your Own Moustache Vol. 2, or...

Christer's first solo effort Eaglestrike and Mr. Fastfinger's debut album The Way of the Exploading Guitar!

The classic, much requested Cow T-shirt is back in stock also in organic, bamboo top-notch quality. (Sizes S - XXL).
We try to focus on eco-friendly clothing. Our future goal is to sell a 100% organic certified products. We hope you appreciate this. Stay tuned for more tiptop things to come!
New Land of the Freaks video!

God Save the Spleen! Enjoy the brand new video from Land of the Freaks, shot in Shanghai, Beijing, Xi'an, Chengdu, Tokyo, Taipei, Athens and Bordeaux on our YouTube Channel!

A neat God Save the Spleen T-shirt will soon be available from the Online Store.